Chapter 11: Roads Less Travelled
Lesson Twelve: No matter how briefly you stop, Sod’s Law dictates that if you park in front of a gate, someone will want to go through it whilst you’re there. I had the bad luck to be stuck behind a tractor with a trailer full of livestock for the last couple of miles to the Brompton Ralph trig. I didn’t especially want to overtake it (not that I could have, Somerset’s lanes being of barely sufficient width to accommodate a tractor in the first place), so I sat patiently behind it, cursing quietly every time it failed to turn off at a junction. After a little while, quite a queue had built up behind me, and noticing this, the driver of the tractor kindly pulled in to let everyone pass. Naturally, the place he chose to pull in was in front of the gate to the trig field – exactly the place I wanted to stop myself. Hoping this wouldn’t set the tone for the day (and praying he wasn’t about to unload his four-legged cargo into that field), I overtook, turned of...